Yeah.. "GREAT" idea ... derp.
Only an idiot would get a chip implanted -- we all know about equipment failure, and lets not forget SOLAR FLARES WHICH FRY ELECTRICAL EQUIPMENT.
Sparks in a microwave on metal... overload on a chip during a large solar flare event... similar in heat and plasma produced.
In the 1800's the Carrington Event MELTED TELEGRAPH WIRES. And shocked operators touching equipment
Imagine what a large solar event would do to your body if a chip was implanted in you.