Dan Majestic reports from Washington:
Fears are growing in Washington that some American states may be
tempted to follow the example of Crimea and hold referendums on whether
to become part of Russia. The feeling across the land here that it makes
perfect sense to join a
nation which has practically no foreign debt
and a cash surplus of around 500 billion dollars, making it look a much
more attractive option than sharing an astronomical debt of about $17
trillion which, as everyone expects, would reach $21 trillion, once
President Barack Obama leaves the White House for good.
One of the first states to have demonstrated keen eagerness to hold a
referendum on whether to leave the US and join Russia has become
Alaska, which has already been part of the Russian empire in the past
anyway and would benefit greatly from a return to the embrace of Mother
Russia. ‘Who wants to be part of a country run by a bunch of ruthless
oligarchs who call themselves bankers and are busy printing trillions of
new dollars with the help of the Federal Reserve that they call their
own private bank, while no one is allowed to see any of it,’ one senior
official in Juneau told Stirring Trouble. ‘We want to have a better life
for once and, as we border Russia anyway, the answer is quite simple
really – vote to become part of it’.
Sources in the White House have already said that President Obama and
the nation generally would not accept the results of the referendum in
Alaska, threatening to impose visa restrictions and economic sanctions
on Sarah Palin, but locals are saying that they are determined to follow
the example of Crimea and hold a quickie referendum, to become
associated with a country that still has a proper system of education,
does not impose a crippling health care insurance system on people and
where you are still allowed to say that marriage should be between a
man and a woman and not get arrested for it.
Worryingly
for Washington, other states are monitoring the situation in Alaska
closely and considering their options, having grown wary of begging the
federal government for money to get over the current hard times. And the
so-called unincorporated territory of the US, or a colony, in other
words, Puerto Rico, is bracing itself for a referendum this year, with
many people hoping that it would have a question included in the ballot
about becoming part of Russia. The Governor’s sultry secretary, Liza
Karpinsky, who is also his mistress and his first deputy, or at least
that is what she says, told Stirring Trouble that puertoricans are very
impressed by so many Russians having so much money to burn and would
rather be incorporated with the mighty solvent Bear than the debt ridden
American Eagle.
Some experts are saying that the example of Crimea may catch on in
other parts, like Western Europe, where some of the countries have,
frankly, had enough of the dictat by the European Union, a cabal of
unelected bureaucrats, and would rather associate themselves with Russia
that has all the mineral resources imaginable and is loaded with money.
(For people who have no sense of humour, this is a satirical piece,
ok?)
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