Brazilian humorist and writer Millor Fernandez readers set the following question: '' What is the difference between a politician and a thief?'' The answer that it is delighted read: '' Dear Mr. Millor, after much deliberation, I came to the conclusion that the difference between a politician and a thief that the first one j chose , while second choice  me " Millor Fernandez replied: '' Dear Sir, you are a genius! You're the only who has ever managed to find a difference!''